Boys.

Attention to all the male species on earth who are desperately wondering why you seem to be lacking of charisma (at least that's what they think is the problem) when it comes to romantically pursuing girls or hanging onto your current relationship. Since I'm a girl, I'd like to state from a girl's point of view, that its not the compelling charm that is to blame gentlemen, but maybe there are just points that you need to know that probably never run across your mind before.

You can get all bananas or upset to the points I have compiled below myself on How To Impress A Girl, but just remember one thing, who knows, one day you'll end up..

Thanking me. :)
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1. First thing first, just the basic, please please please dress up for every date, on every occasion, even if it is just accompanying us to the supermarket. You might not know who you'll meet over there. It's a small world. We're not saying you are just an assessory for us but WE spent time dressing up to impress you. Be appreciative and at least give a half-assed effort to kill those old bermudas and ugly flip flop of yours.

2. Which also includes your hair. Please look presentable. We don't need the whole world to know that you just got out of bed and your dog ate up your comb or something.

3. Chuck away your cartoon boxers. Yes, even if it is Spongebob Squarepants. Ok, so maybe its cute, but so what? We girls wear satin and lace for a reason? At our age, it's just not sexy anymore.

4. For those with an extremely absurd body odour, we understand that you need to use colognes or deodorants. But please use them wisely and not marinate in them.

5. On dates, please not try to act intellectual, which is also known as being the smarty pants. (Especially when you're not). We don't know if you are either trying to bore us with all those boring topics or you're just trying to discriminate us being girls. So what if we are sensitive, shouldn't you guys know by now that we girls are extremely susceptible? Plus, this is notes on How To Impress A Girl, not How To Impress Yourself. So, by having said that,

6. It leads to another point which is about giving us pleasant remarks and keep your destructive comments under your ass. The most common scenario?
Girl: "Shit, I think I look fat"
Boy: "Hmm.. yeah.. maybe you need to just lose a little bit of weight"
Oh hellloooo there?!?! A little bit of weight is not JUST a little bit of problem to us! Is a hell big problem for us. So please be nice and we will very much appreciate your kind remarks such as "No, you are gorgeous" or at least just a "You look fine" statement wouldn't kill.

7. Just as the word 'shopping' is being mentioned, you feel like your legs are already running away before you actually are? Why? We know we take forever to just a choose a dress or a pair of shoes. But thats how we are, we want to look the best. And you wouldn't want to walk beside a girl with her grandmother's blouse, do you? We admit we often spend 5 freaking hours in Zara and eventually end up buying nothing. But it's all to impress you :), and like I've said, we do it because we want the best for you. Really. So why not from now on, try to look enthusiastic a little bit when we're shopping together. And bonus points if you are willing to pay for our shoppings : ))). It is for YOUR OWN benefits too, right? ;P
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Therefore, if you fail any of those things above, don't blame us if we run away or we start whining, sulking or start acting like a total bitch. Because if you haven't noticed, our Superego can be very uncooperative at times when it comes to balancing our ID and Ego. I'm sorry, but we just can't help it.

And the list, by the way, is compiled by my own experiences. Please note the plural form, I'm not pin-pointing at anyone in particular, I'm just saying it in general. Peace :).