Boyfriend.
Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Have a Boyfriend.
I was bored the other night and I was trying to google up stupid Top 10 reasons that internet-addicts look for on the search engine. But I could only see stuff like top 10 reasons why you should NOT have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Ok, so single life is great, it means more freedom and maybe lesser restrictions. But hey, why do you make having a relationship sounds so disadvantageous, so urgh.. awfully immoral? I'll tell you some points that might or might not change your mind. There are advantages about having a boyfriend. And I'm pretty sure you don't want to be single forever, do you?
1. So it's your PMS, you hell day, your fucking bad day (whatever you want to call it), you've got no one to blame. And there he is, standing next you, if he's your boyfriend, you know who the blame can go to. :)
2. A tragedy (to some drama queens would call it) has occured to you. Tears are welling up in your eyes, you feel the urge to burse out. And your boyfriend is there, gently carressing your hair, telling you that everything will be fine. At that point of time, don't you just want to fall into his arms and cry? You know you'll have a shoulder to cry on, and in case he's not there for you, erm, he HAS to be there for you :)).
3. You have someone to hold you an umbrella when it's raining. A.k.a someone to sacrifice for you, for example to help you change your tire when it goes flat on your car. You wouldn't want to dirty your new white dress, right?
4. You also have someone you can hold hands with during a wedding dinner. You won't feel left out or alone anymore when you're in a party where you barely know anyone but the host.
5. Aren't you bored already? You've been hanging out with the same old girlfriends for ages! Time to change to someone who's at least a different gender!
6. So you spent hours dressing up before you go out, but no one barely notices you. Now you'll have someone you can dress up to impress. Don't you just loooove praises?
7. Isn't it just a nice feeling that there's a person thinking of you right now?
8. It's Valentines' Day and all of your girlfriends are all out with their boyfriends receiving flowers and Ferreros. Maybe it's now your turn to enjoy some of that. Which would lead to my next point,
9. You get extra days to find a good excuse for extra shopping. For example, on Valentines', Christmas, or his birthday (which it wouldn't kill if you get yourself a nice lingerie on the way to the tie shop) :)
10. Now, you no longer have to worry about you sexualneeds pleasures. Because now, you can do it anytime, anywhere. You no longer has to worry about this one-night-stand whether he would suck in bed, and if it happens your boyfriend is the one who suck at it, you have all the time in the world to experiment or teach him if you need to! And why is this the last reason? Because i know and you know, that sex is fucking good and all good things finish last :).
I was bored the other night and I was trying to google up stupid Top 10 reasons that internet-addicts look for on the search engine. But I could only see stuff like top 10 reasons why you should NOT have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Ok, so single life is great, it means more freedom and maybe lesser restrictions. But hey, why do you make having a relationship sounds so disadvantageous, so urgh.. awfully immoral? I'll tell you some points that might or might not change your mind. There are advantages about having a boyfriend. And I'm pretty sure you don't want to be single forever, do you?
1. So it's your PMS, you hell day, your fucking bad day (whatever you want to call it), you've got no one to blame. And there he is, standing next you, if he's your boyfriend, you know who the blame can go to. :)
2. A tragedy (to some drama queens would call it) has occured to you. Tears are welling up in your eyes, you feel the urge to burse out. And your boyfriend is there, gently carressing your hair, telling you that everything will be fine. At that point of time, don't you just want to fall into his arms and cry? You know you'll have a shoulder to cry on, and in case he's not there for you, erm, he HAS to be there for you :)).
3. You have someone to hold you an umbrella when it's raining. A.k.a someone to sacrifice for you, for example to help you change your tire when it goes flat on your car. You wouldn't want to dirty your new white dress, right?
4. You also have someone you can hold hands with during a wedding dinner. You won't feel left out or alone anymore when you're in a party where you barely know anyone but the host.
5. Aren't you bored already? You've been hanging out with the same old girlfriends for ages! Time to change to someone who's at least a different gender!
6. So you spent hours dressing up before you go out, but no one barely notices you. Now you'll have someone you can dress up to impress. Don't you just loooove praises?
7. Isn't it just a nice feeling that there's a person thinking of you right now?
8. It's Valentines' Day and all of your girlfriends are all out with their boyfriends receiving flowers and Ferreros. Maybe it's now your turn to enjoy some of that. Which would lead to my next point,
9. You get extra days to find a good excuse for extra shopping. For example, on Valentines', Christmas, or his birthday (which it wouldn't kill if you get yourself a nice lingerie on the way to the tie shop) :)
10. Now, you no longer have to worry about you sexual
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